~ Ask Rachel ~

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You two are rather talented in the department that consists of nothing but wasting my valuable time. “Lolivamp” ? … I haven’t the will nor the time to answer to such a degrading name, and even less to answer back to such a poorly executed argument.

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Not only that, but you have left me with this… child’s toy. Just what is a grown individual like myself supposed to do with something so ridiculous? I say, I feel as if you all are running out of appropriate questions… Though it isn’t as if you had many to  begin with. 

Anonymous sent: OH YES, YOUR "MECHANICAL DEVICES". HAKUMEN UNDERSTANDS. WINK. SIGNED NOT-HAKUMEN.

Well of course, anon. Need I remind you that this is the internet? Why any decent human being would feel the need to expose their eyes to horrendously graphic images of either of those morons is beyond me.

Also, I shall have to give the Blazblue tag a good thrashing one of these days, for I feel it is to blame for any of my own abrupt sicknesses. I strongly advise against visiting it, that is if you savor your own pride or have any sort of dignity.

Anonymous sent: THIS IS NOT HAKUMEN IT IS... BOB. HA, HAKUMEN HAS OUTSMARTED YOU AGAIN.

Hakumen, Isn’t it well about time you’ve quit touching my mechanical devices and gone about brewing my tea? It is rather rude to keep a lady waiting, after all…

My, what a foul-mouth you have acquired over the years, Mr. Hero. The fact that you would even ask such a thing is… more than disgusting in itself.

Though I feel as if I must inform you that when a user decides to be anonymous, they usually wouldn’t go about stating who they are, as it generally defeats the purpose of selflessly selecting the option to begin with. Take that as a small pointer for any future inquiries, Mr. Hero.

Costume? Well, excuse you, anon. Chide me as you will, but I’d love to see the sorts of rags you coat yourself in. Be as envious as you like, it must be rather difficult to be forced to gawk at my extraordinary taste in fashion day and night.

Not even my finest cup of tea could wash that gudgeon taste from my delicate senses.

How… vulgar. Never again will I fall victim to such an ill request. Must you anons send me such lout and crude questions? Prithee, in the future, send me asks that do not make me fall down into a deep sickness. Though I do wonder, are you even capable of that?


As you wish, you impertinent fool. I’ll have you know that I, Rachel Alucard, head of my clan am quite capable of treating my servants with… a- affection every now and again.

See?
Pleasent, warm, disgusting affection.